Your turn at the Soapbox

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal (unless you’re black, Hispanic, an illegal immigrant, a female, or even a terrorist; in which case, you deserve special treatment) that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness (except if you are an aborted child, except for the times you are taxed without representation, except for the times you have to deal with affirmative action, except for the times you are held down by labor unions, except for the times we aren’t allowed to become energy independent, and except for the times the government knows the best way for you to be a parent….just to name a few exceptions). That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends (this is why the Dems are dangerously close to amplifying the secessionist movement), it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety (I hope they keep us safe from terrorists, we shall see) and Happiness."